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More Corporate Jargon Pet Peeves

March 3rd, 2009 @ 8:09 am

Categories: Leadership, Productivity, Strategy, Work Life

Tags: Construction, Microsoft Office, Office Suites, Software, CC Holland

Looks like I hit some hot buttons with my post last week about why we should outlaw corporate jargon.

After drilling down into your comments, I’m seeing a paradigm shift in thinking about the nature of the beast. Some of you said we need to think outside the box and embrace jargon as a value-add.

Others said that using buzz words levels the playing field by getting everyone on the same page. Yet still others argued that jargon puts us behind the eight-ball and limits transparency.

At the end of the day, here’s some more corporate-speak you said you love to hate:

  • Slide deck, or deck (relating to PowerPoint presentations)
  • Drilling down
  • Seamless
  • Divide and conquer
  • Let’s take this offline
  • Reach out (to a client or customer)
  • Down-select
  • Dovetail
  • Herd cats
  • G2G (”good to go”)
  • Proactive
  • Synergy
  • “Verbing” nouns (e.g., “to partner”)
  • Let’s bounce it off (someone)
  • Socialize a concept
  • Organic
  • Ecosystem
  • Glass ceiling
  • Window of opportunity
  • Throw you under the bus
  • Do our due diligence
  • Benchmark
  • Best practices

Got any more to add? Chime in with a comment!

CC Holland is an award-winning writer and editor whose work appears in several national publications and Web sites.

 
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    jvemko

    03/12/09 | Report as spam

    RE: More Corporate Jargon Pet Peeves

    Ping!
    I'll ping you. Ping me later.
    Used to describe touching base/following up. This is an IT term describing process to verify if a host is available on a network. Often used by non-IT folk.

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    eclectos

    03/16/09 | Report as spam

    RE: More Corporate Jargon Pet Peeves

    I kept hearing about SWAGs and finally had to look it up to find out they are Scientific Wild-Ass Guesses.

    Who knew?

    And let's not forget...
    The Longest Pole in the Tent


    /eclectos..

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