
BNET “CEO Corner” blogger Steve Tobak thinks I’ve pulled one over on you.
In his recent post “Marketing is Like Sex: Everybody Thinks They’re Good at It,” Tobak bemoans that when it comes to marketing, non-marketing folk feel entitled to endlessly kibbitz. As an example, he cites the Sales Machine blog, as so:
Now that I’m on the downward slope of my career, sharing a few hard-learned lessons and insights from decades of experience, I get to be critiqued by professional writers who’ve somehow managed to convince unsuspecting readers that they have a clue.
Funny, my impression of the Sales Machine community is that you’re the sharpest (and most skeptical) folk in the business world. You have to be, because it’s impossible to sell if you don’t understand people. And that means cultivating a top-notch BS detector.
So the idea that sales pros are “unsuspecting” is beyond ludicrous. As for somebody “somehow convincing” you guys of something that doesn’t ring true, I frankly don’t think it can be done.
Anyway, long as Steve brought the subject up, I’ll explain why everybody feels free to express an opinion about marketing.
First, it’s tit-for-tat. Marketeers (who’ve never designed a product) tell engineers what to design. Marketeers (who’ve never run a company) tell CEOs where to take their company. And most irritatingly, marketeers (who’ve never sold anything) tell sales pros how to sell.
Second, a lot of marketing is BS. Everyone feels entitled to weight in, because they realize that much of the time there’s no substance behind the discussion. For example, anybody can quote a fatuous observation about Coke as a brand and pretend it has relevance to a typical B2B firm.
This is not to say that ALL marketing is BS. Quite the contrary. Now that the Internet makes it possible to measure lead generation and demand creation, marketing is becoming a science. But the science of marketing is worlds away from the “marketing should drive the company” nonsense that pops up inside most firms.
To be fair, though, I agree wholeheartedly that “Marketing is Like Sex”. Because I have observed that whenever Marketing gets on top, some other organization gets… well, you know…
UPDATE (12/11): In “How Technology Killed Marketing” I discuss how the Internet is obliterating the kind of BS marketing that sticks in the collective craws of sales team.





