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More Real-Life Sales Managers from Hell

October 27th, 2009 @ 5:30 am

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Categories: Career Development, Ethics, Humor, Management, Watercooler

Tags: Geoffrey James

Earlier this month, I posted a gallery of Real Life Sales Managers from Hell.  In that post, I asked Sales Machine readers to send me more examples of the hellish breed.  And you didn’t disappoint me.

This post contains even some sales managers who make the ones in my original list look like sweethearts.  As before, I’ve provided some polls so that you can vote on their relative hellishness.

And the final manager in this gallery is (of course) the proverbial doozy.

READERS: EMAIL ME YOUR “MANAGER FROM HELL” STORY and I’ll add it to this gallery!

CLICK HERE for the first sales manager from hell »

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    BNETComment2

    10/27/09 | Report as spam

    RE: More Real-Life Sales Managers from Hell

    The sales manager with two sets of books. He raised our quota monthly, not following the actual company quota program which he hid from the sales reps.

    He profited on our rightfully earned larger commissions.

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    Geoffrey James, Sales Machine

    10/29/09 | Report as spam

    RE: More Real-Life Sales Managers from Hell

    Re Note 1:
    Whoa! That sounds more like the Sales Manager who ought to be in jail!

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    barcodeguy

    10/29/09 | Report as spam

    RE: More Real-Life Sales Managers from Hell

    When quotes to my prospects became his buddy's orders, and I confronted him about the issue, he responded with, "I can't micro manage every account."

    He also told me that I could not sell to an account which purchased millions of dollars of our products, because they did not meet the contract guidelines of our manufacturer partners. He forgot about it, and a year later went to the company owner bragging about his new success with a multi-million dollar account (Which one of our manufacturers had dropped in his lap, by the way). When I mentioned to him that he had told me a year earlier that I was not allowed to sell to the company, he quickly said he had to go and hung up the phone.

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