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Hands Off Healthcare! Sales Are Up!

September 3rd, 2009 @ 5:30 am

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Categories: Ethics, Humor, Marketing, Rant, Watercooler

Tags: Marketing, Elite, Washington, Industry, Health Care, U.S. Healthcare System, Vertical Industries, Benefits, Healthcare, Sales Strategy

The U.S. Healthcare system is the most successful industry in the entire world.  Other industries worldwide view it as THE ROLE MODEL for how to build a strong and vibrant business. Under the circumstances, it is insane to even contemplate the idea of “reform.”

Here’s a perfect example.  The company Forest Laboratories apparently figured out how to get TOP DOLLAR for their antidepressants Lexapro and Celexa, even though they were, according to the New York Times, “no more effective than older drugs sold at a fraction of the cost.”

According to a civil lawsuit filed in Boston, rather than dropping the price of those drugs to match the competition, those clever marketers at Forest allegedly kept their margins high by paying kickbacks to doctors to induce them to prescribe the medicine to children.

Now that’s what I call free enterprise!

This truly excellent marketing concept came to light when one of Forest’s marketing plans accidentally fell into the hands of those meddlers in Washington, who (being Washington elites) failed to realize the utter brilliance of the plan.

Incredibly, the U.S. government seems to determined to stamp out marketing innovation in the healthcare field.  For example, some idiot government agency is forcing the drug maker Pfizer to pay $2.3 billion simply for promoting drugs in ways that might have unnecessarily killed people.

Can’t those Washington elites see that this is just the free market at work?  When enough people died, the market for the drug would dry up, thereby correcting the problem automatically.  No government regulation required!

Consider: more is spent on health care in the United States on per capita basis than in any other nation in the world.  And the outcomes of the healthcare system are far inferior than other industrialized nations, even though the prices paid for health care services are much higher.

Here’s a measure of the industry’s success:  Medical debt is now the principal cause of personal bankruptcy in the United States!

Now that’s what I call a robust business model.  Less results for more money, and an upsell that captures the ENTIRE wallet share!

Even better, there’s no competition!  Where will customers go if they don’t want to buy?  A funeral parlor?  :)

The only problem is that it’s difficult for such a successful industry to continue to rack up geometric revenue and profit growth.

That’s why the innovative sales tactics at Forest and Pfizer are so important.  Opening brand new markets — like depressed children — and then paying the channel to sell them massively overpriced drugs…  Selling drugs that might kill people in response to diseases those drugs won’t cure…

That’s the kind of go-for-it entrepreneurism that will keep the U.S. healthcare industry healthy for decades to come!

Look at it this way: today, the U.S. healthcare industry delivers half the results for twice the money.  If those darn Washington elites muck things up, the industry will never achieve its goal of delivering a third of the results for three times the money.

And that would be a darn shame.

So write your congressman and senators.  Demand that they keep HANDS OFF HEALTHCARE!

Sales are up!  If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.

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    gregorytimsmith

    09/03/09 | Report as spam

    RE: Hands Off Healthcare! Sales Are Up!

    While I appreciate and agree with your message, I think that irony is the wrong approach to use in communicating that message to your intended audience. That said, I hope that I'm wrong. I'll be interested to see the responses to your comments.

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    Geoffrey James, Sales Machine

    09/03/09 | Report as spam

    RE: Hands Off Healthcare! Sales Are Up!

    Re Note 1:
    Waddayamean "irony"??

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    chriskoerber

    09/04/09 | Report as spam

    RE: Hands Off Healthcare! Sales Are Up!

    If our system is so inferior, why do people come from countries with government-run health care to get treated here at their own expense?

    In other words, if we socialize our medical system, where will the sick Canadians go?

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    mfleck64

    09/04/09 | Report as spam

    RE: Hands Off Healthcare! Sales Are Up!

    An atypically shallow and narrow view from a person whose insight I normally respect. For shame Geoffrey.

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    fergomez

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    RE: Hands Off Healthcare! Sales Are Up!

    It's precisely those elitists (FDA sounds familiar?) who are in cahoots with these crooked companies who are screwing it up for the rest of the industry. How do you suppose Pfizer was able to do what it did? If you can buy our so called government watchdogs, who aren't cheap by the way, we'll always have the pfizers of the world.

    Hey, what if the idiot government agency (key individuals in it) forcing Pfizer to pay up those millions was not IN the "deal" initially and now they see the opportunity to get their share after all.....

    So, your implying more government "pricey watchdogs" will do away with these practices can only happen in Utopia.

    Let's watch the watchdogs instead!

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    DeniseCorc

    09/04/09 | Report as spam

    RE: Hands Off Healthcare! Sales Are Up!

    You have gotten to be kiddin' with such a sick post!
    Normally, I love reading this column that this post just
    wreaks of so much of what has gotten this economy into the
    mess it is --- ie., greed and getting profits at all costs to the
    consumer markets.

    Kickbacks to doctors???! You consider that ethical and the
    free enterprise??? I certainly wouldn't want to do business
    with you and glad you are not a doctor.

    You've just lost a loyal reader.

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    Gordon58

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    RE: Hands Off Healthcare! Sales Are Up!

    Good job..annoy a liberal..made my day happy

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    Geoffrey James, Sales Machine

    09/04/09 | Report as spam

    RE: Hands Off Healthcare! Sales Are Up!

    Re Notes 6 and 7:
    Apparently I'm being a bit too subtle.

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    Geoffrey James, Sales Machine

    09/04/09 | Report as spam

    RE: Hands Off Healthcare! Sales Are Up!

    Re Note 3:
    Agreed!!! But I think it would be more useful to consider closing the border the other way... and not let U.S. citizens go to Canada and Mexico to buy low-cost prescription drugs. That's a BIG drain on the bottom line of pharmaceutical companies and should be plugged as quickly as possible!!!

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    NaniMadrina

    09/04/09 | Report as spam

    RE: Hands Off Healthcare! Sales Are Up!

    You said -
    "Consider: more is spent on health care in the United States on per capita basis than in any other nation in the world. And the outcomes of the healthcare system are far inferior than other industrialized nations, even though the prices paid for health care services are much higher."

    Our outcomes are "far inferior" to other industrialized nations?

    From what RELIABLE SOURCE did you get that juicy tidbit? Inquiring minds want to know.

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    Geoffrey James, Sales Machine

    09/04/09 | Report as spam

    RE: Hands Off Healthcare! Sales Are Up!

    Re Note 10:
    http://content.healthaffairs.org/cgi/content/abstract/22/3/89

    Please note, however, that the authors of the above report treat the poor outcomes of the U.S. healthcare system as if it were something bad, rather than a sign of a highly successful business model.

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    tj14

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    RE: Hands Off Healthcare! Sales Are Up!

    Bravo Geoff!

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    angelaharpalani

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    RE: Hands Off Healthcare! Sales Are Up!

    I see businesses and individuals struggling to have healthcare insurance. The cost continues to increase by 10% -20% each year. And it is so easy to say ?hands off? if you have medical insurance (those who are government employees and corporate employees) and you haven't gone into bankruptcy to pay your medical bills. Healthcare needs to be fixed for our citizens. The industry is fine with the way things are because it's extremely profitable so who's going to fix it if not government? And people come to this country for treatment because they have the money but there are people in this country that need that same treatment and can't afford it.

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    Geoffrey James, Sales Machine

    09/05/09 | Report as spam

    RE: Hands Off Healthcare! Sales Are Up!

    Re Note 13:
    I think you miss the point.

    In the United States (unlike less-civilized countries like Canada and Great Britain), basic healthcare is a for-profit business. Its sole purpose is to make money and it has a business model that encourages that.

    As a result, sometimes people get healthier, sometimes they get less healthy (as when unnecessary but highly profitable procedures are orders) and sometimes they die because they can't afford basic healthcare.

    From a business perspective, it's a wonderful thing when people who don't have money die, because then they aren't asking for free services (like emergency room visits) that cost money but generate no profit.

    Now, unless you're going to change the business model and make healthcare into a public service, like policing or the highway system, it's ridiculous and stupid to complain that the healthcare system is making people sicker or killing them.

    As long as it's profitable to kill people or make them sicker, the U.S. healthcare industry will continue to do so.

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    middleaged

    09/07/09 | Report as spam

    RE: Hands Off Healthcare! Sales Are Up!

    Great post, although having experienced the NHS - its no Nirvana.

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    Geoffrey James, Sales Machine

    09/07/09 | Report as spam

    RE: Hands Off Healthcare! Sales Are Up!

    Re Note 15:
    Yes, I feel sorry for the healthcare industry in Great Britain because basic insurance is provided to everybody, which means that the industry can only make big profits on the optional insurance that rich people buy. No wonder the British healthcare industry can't manage to consume nearly as much of their economy as the U.S. healthcare system consumes of ours.

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