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Help! My Boss is an Idiot!

June 23rd, 2008 @ 4:00 am

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Categories: General, Humor, Management, Marketing, Rant, Sales Skills, Watercooler

Tags: MBA, Boss, Real Estate, Financial Services, Business Operations, Geoffrey James

Dumb Bosses are EverywhereHere are three letters asking my sage (ha!) advice about coping with idiot sales managers. Because the answers are straightforward, I’m bundling them into a single post.

Before getting into it, I suppose I should mention that my best general advice about coping with managers can be found in the BNET article “How to Manage Your Boss.”

However, that article started with the assumption that your boss was worth cultivating.

Unfortunately, nothing is sure in this world except death, taxes and lousy managers, as these letters clearly prove.

A reader writes:

Your articles make a lot of sense and I learn a lot from them. I need your suggestion on handling my immediate supervisor. I feel that he takes the entire credit of the work that I do and never acknowledges my contribution. How should I correct the situation?

Stealing credit always demotivates people to the point where productivity suffers. Good managers realize that good management means making other people successful and look successful. However, you’re not without recourse. Document everything that you do and send a weekly or monthly status report to everyone in the organization and (if you can get away with it) your boss’s boss. Any time ANYBODY tells you that you’ve done a good job, request that they send a note to your manager, with a copy to whomever handles your HR file. When you come up for review, if your employee review doesn’t reflect the work that you’ve done, insist that your status reports be included in your employee file.

A reader writes:

My boss sends everyone out onto the field and asks them to fight for the team. However, he has recently brought in fresh faces with no experience but a lot of paper qualifications, and put them over all of us. They do not know jack, but he thinks it helps the company image that they have lofty degrees. How do I remain relevant?

Any real-life manager who values an MBA over practical experience is incredibly confused. Not to worry. What you do in this case is wait them out. Since these guys “do not know jack,” they will eventually screw up and get the boot. (Warning: make sure they don’t frame you for their failures and, for God’s sake, don’t use your experience to make them successful!) While you’re waiting, get into an MBA program. Most MBA programs are 10 percent common sense, 10 percent accounting, and 80 percent biz-blab, which has probably become the new lingua franca in your firm. If you wait long enough, they’ll be gone, you’ll have your MBA, and (unlike the “fresh faces”) you’ll still know all about your company’s business. Get your manager to pay your tuition.

A reader writes:

Our company is in a real fix. We work on commercial real estate services and the potential of our staff is amazing. The problem is that two years ago our company tried to enter the market with a big marketing campaign in the hopes that we’d secure a big lease project. We ended up losing a lot of money and, as a result, our investors have withdrawn their funding, and we have very narrow financial support. I was recently hired as director of property marketing and need to build a network of business relationships. The chairman does not wish to participate in public relations. What do you recommend?

Your boss over-spent on marketing and isn’t willing to participate in the only form of marketing that’s left — referral selling. So the short answer to this problem is: Find another job. Lousy marketing killed your company and (whether your boss realizes it or not) you’ve been hired to supervise the burial.

Readers: have any idiot boss stories you want to share?

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    mkreppein

    06/23/08 | Report as spam

    Idiot Sales Managers everywhere

    Geoffrey,

    Great letters about sales managers killing their teams. I had two readers of my blog send me emails about what their bosses did. Definitely Dilbert pointy-hair boss moments of shame.

    One was an email that killed morale....and potentially a sales rep's career.

    http://inquisix.com/blog/2008/05/17/morale-killer-or-career-limiting-move/

    The other was an email from a prospect blaming the sales rep's manager for losing the deal.

    http://inquisix.com/blog/2008/06/19/we-are-not-moving-forward-with-your-company/

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    renovicelli

    06/23/08 | Report as spam

    RE: Help! My Boss is an Idiot!

    Okay -try to top this for boss's ludicrous actions...
    My boss (VP) calls me and questions where a rep was sleeping. Based on his calendar he wanted to know if he was sleeping at home and going out early or grabbing a hotel the night before. I mistakenly told him I believe he is sleeping at home. Good he tells me and then asks me not ride with the rep and meet a product manager at corporate. I thought something was odd but I had no idea- I called the rep and said I am heading into corporate-joking with them, "You???re off the hook". The VP actually sat outside the person's house and waited for them to walk out to their car. At which point he told the rep it was nice to see them and he would be riding with them instead of me. This was his idea of motivating a sales force who was having a tough time keeping reps due to the micro-management style required by the "board". The rep resigned and went on to open own business.

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    tjakubow

    06/24/08 | Report as spam

    RE: Help! My Boss is an Idiot!

    I was one of those sales managers who felt very comfortable discussing my sales reps successes with others in the company. When times got tough and my reps were still doing well, however, I found that the other managers were luring my people away with higher basepay and opportunities to sell into more prestigous accounts.

    It really got bad when I asked that the annual performance appraisal process be modified such that ranking among peers was calculated over the entire sales group instead of small groups headed by regional sales managers. When four of your five reps are doing so well that they are in the top 10 of the company, it's insulting and demotivating to be ranked 4th or 5th among 5 peers. My 5th out of 5 sales rep had performance ranking her 9th out of 100 total sales reps. My people became very attractive to other managers.

    So for 18 months I had a virtual revolving door of people, until finally I was downsized out of the company for poor performance when Rolf the Butcher took over.

    Go figure.

    TJ

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    mspdtx

    06/26/08 | Report as spam

    RE: Help! My Boss is an Idiot!

    All sales managers are idiots...right? They aren't in the trenches and typically follow 'old-school' ways of selling. Sales is an every evolving process and those who adapt will remain successful.

    So when you sales managers asks: how many calls? how many follow-ups? how many proposals? how many leads? tell him...if you want that information, invest in a decent CRM. Otherwise...you are wasting 50% of my time.

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    Melpo

    06/27/08 | Report as spam

    RE: Help! My Boss is an Idiot!

    I started a Blog at the beginning of the year intending to focus on marketing advice. However, what I found myself doing is offering a lot of career advice, especially for how to deal with difficult bosses. It is, as you say, as certain as death or taxes.

    For the individual whose firm brought in MBAs that don't know anything, I wouldn't keep my hopes up. I have worked with many people who are proud of their loyalty to the company and crow about how they've been there for 15 years. What they really don't understand is that they have established their identity within the company. Even with an MBA, the executives just don't seen them as leadership material.

    They should be getting their things in order - great resume, LinkedIn profiles and connections, as much additional training as they can afford or the company is willing to pay for, and make themselves available to new opportunities.

    My blog is http://www.themarketingsurvivalist.blogspot.com. I really love BNET articles and I find myself referencing and linking back to them fairly frequently.

    Melissa

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