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Tao of Programming: Authorized Edition

March 28th, 2009 @ 5:30 am

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Categories: Humor, Weekend

Tags: Program, Novice, Programmer, Master, Programming, Manager, Tao, Master Programmer, Development Tools, Software Development

This is a bit off topic, but it’s useful to anybody in sales and marketing who need to understand the way engineers think.

This post contains the entire text of the book The Tao of Programming.  It’s probably one of the most popular books of computer humor ever written and has been translated a dozen languages including Persian and Chinese.

I think this odd little book became so popular because it captures the way that engineers think about business.  I’ve been told that it’s an education in engineering-think in and of itself.  And, it’s kinda funny… in a nerdy sort of way.

Upon rereading this (it’s been some years), I think that the story numbered 3.4 is one of the great truths of the business world.

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    dale.underwood

    03/28/09 | Report as spam

    RE: Tao of Programming: Authorized Edition

    Great post Geoffrey despite being a bit off topic.

    RE: Section 3.4 "How long will it take...."

    I've found 3 to be a very practical number of programmers. It's large enough for a third opinion yet small enough for conclusive action.

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    david_csa

    03/28/09 | Report as spam

    RE: Tao of Programming: Authorized Edition

    Thus spake the Ronin: I once believed in the Tao of programming, and I perceived the immense structure that had no rational purpose. While I took amusement from its endless gyrations, I found I could not enjoy the untroubled ease of programming beneath its sheltering branches because it consumed my profit sharing margins. It also craved optimization because it was inefficient, unlike my software.

    Their meetings had open doors. When told we would double sales, I asked about the opportunities in the pipeline, and the supposed source of the increase.

    They said I had not the Tao of sales, and if I built it, they would come.

    I was laid off in the first round.

    The inefficient overhead structure was decimated in the third round.

    The technology of the gutted company was sold off after the fifth round.

    Then I perceived that software and sales were ying and yang only to be embraced within myself.
    So I filed my LLC.

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    Geoffrey James, Sales Machine

    03/29/09 | Report as spam

    RE: Tao of Programming: Authorized Edition

    To david_csa: Yeah, I went over to the dark side of the force, too.

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